You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i just had sex bonerless
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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