so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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