btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I think I just sharted jello shots
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