I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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