I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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