they're staring at me
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move