Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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