i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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