hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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