Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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