Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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