I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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