She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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