Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You are a genius and a whore.
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