we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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