WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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