we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
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