Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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