whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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