Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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