is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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