dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
and eventually we just all took our pants off
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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