these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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