It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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