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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.

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• (562): View more from California

  Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis

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• (516): View more from New York

  I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  ...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"

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