I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say