And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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