She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
The adults are the big ones right?
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