But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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