Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
worst night to have a conscience
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
