I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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