yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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