toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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