You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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