It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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