fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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