He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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