why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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