I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Randomize
