She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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