wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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