It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
After last night, I could never be a politician.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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