ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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