I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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