My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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