Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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