they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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