Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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