WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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