i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
She announced her abortion via fbk
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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