Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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