PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
