So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You can't special order awesome
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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