My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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